If I could talk to Fergie, like really sit down with her and have a good old-fashioned gab over nachos or something, I would ask her two things: First, I would ask whether her long, luxurious hair was real or a wig (and if it is indeed a wig, where can I get one?), and then I'd ask, Fergs, sweetie, what the heck happened to you? You were so boss back in the day, tellin' your men what was what with your crazy distinctive voice, but now ... now your music sucks and it's hard to tell it apart from that Lady Gaga crapola (and we should all know exactly how I feel about her). In "Labels or Love", Fergie sings:
Already know what my addiction is / I be looking for labels, I ain’t looking for love / I shop for purses while I walk out the door / Don’t cry, buy a bag and then get over it
True story: Once, I was upset about a guy. Then I bought myself a bag. I found that I was still upset about said guy except now, I was upset and $75 poorer. Fergie, your logic is flawed.
Love’s like a runway but which one do I love more / No emotional baggage, just replace it with Dior
Typical Dior bag: $1200. Typical emotional baggage: Absolutely free!
Buying things is hard to say / Rocking Christian Audigier, Manolo, Polo, taking photos in my Cartier
Okay. So, Christian Audigier is the "designer" (and I use that term very loosely) behind Ed Hardy. You know, I didn't think my hatred for this song could sink in any deeper, but now it's actually grown roots.
'Cause I know that my credit card will help me put out the flames, flames
... of a crashing, burning songwriting career. I can't look. It's too painful.
Image: Rolling Stone
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1 comments:
yikes! i never listen to her music so didnt know the lyrics. so shallow.
and i think she wears tracks in her hair. probably a very expensive weave
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