Right up until very late last night, I was all set to nominate horror movie director and Boston-area native Eli Roth as this week's Hump-Day Hunk. The nomination would have been timely; Eli stars in Tarantino's latest bloodfest Inglourious Basterds and is also interviewed in the most recent edition of the Improper Bostonian. But a quick Google search yielded a disheartening realization: Eli Roth has a serious case of Douchebag Hair. So I demoted him. Sorry Eli. But it's for your own good.
But what to do about the lack of Hunk at such short notice? I scoured my archives. I brainstormed. I flipped through the channels on the TV, hoping for ideas. Nothing. I finally stopped on a network replaying She's All That when it hit me. Paul Walker! Why? Because he's hot and he has normal hair. Which is all I ask for, really.
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2 comments:
he is attractive despite his lack of good movie choices
I know, I thought that too. Well, no one's perfect :)
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